Just Another Easy Quiz
- Q: If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
A: Sex. Nobody's perfect at sex but people keep practicing anyway.
- Q: If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could
only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
A: Both; read the paper at lunch.
- Q: If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra would they
get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode?
A: Maybe, but suppose they got a two-legged zebra that cackles instead.
- Q: Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune
tellers take economists seriously?
A: It's not strange at all; people are like that.
- Q: Why is there always one in every crowd?
A: If there wasn't any one in a crowd it wouldn't be a crowd.
- Q: If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
A: It's theatre in the round.
- Q: Is it possible to have déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?
A: Didn't you ask me that already?
- Q: Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If
you did this, would you ever be able to stop?
A: Sure, you would have to stop when you ran out of shampoo.
- Q: Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that
A: The same people who thought frigidaire would be a good name for a stove.
- Q: How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
A: This is a trick question; you can't tune a bagpipe.
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