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Just Another Easy Quiz

  • Q: If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
    A: Sex. Nobody's perfect at sex but people keep practicing anyway.
  • Q: If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
    A: Both; read the paper at lunch.
  • Q: If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra would they get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode?
    A: Maybe, but suppose they got a two-legged zebra that cackles instead.
  • Q: Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?
    A: It's not strange at all; people are like that.
  • Q: Why is there always one in every crowd?
    A: If there wasn't any one in a crowd it wouldn't be a crowd.
  • Q: If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
    A: It's theatre in the round.
  • Q: Is it possible to have déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?
    A: Didn't you ask me that already?
  • Q: Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If you did this, would you ever be able to stop?
    A: Sure, you would have to stop when you ran out of shampoo.
  • Q: Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators?
    A: The same people who thought frigidaire would be a good name for a stove.
  • Q: How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
    A: This is a trick question; you can't tune a bagpipe.
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