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Inactive and Confused

A Californian doctor examining a young woman with abdominal pains asks her if she is sexually active...

She says that she is not.

An examination shows that she is pregnant.

Asked why she said she was not sexually active, the woman replied, "I'm not, I just lie there."

"Well, do you know who the father is?" the doctor asks.

With a puzzled look she replies, "No. Who?"


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