Lost In A Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor told him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog was thrilled. "That is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaked.
"No," said the psychic, "in biology class."
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