Washing a sweatshirt
The housework-challenged, baby boomer husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," She replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Go COLTS".
And they say blondes are dumb...
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