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The Method Actor

A man rushed into a pet shop and said to the owner, "I need a parrot quickly, immediately.

What's the hurry?

"I'm an actor and i'm auditioning for Long John Silver. I must have a parrot."

"I can get you a nice African grey. Can you pick it up on Wednesday."

"Not on Wednesday. I'm having my leg amputated on Wednesday"


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