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Inserting a suppository

A man with stomach pain goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him itís constipation and heíll have to use suppositories. The man is instructed to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon the doctor shoves the tablet up his ass.

"Youíll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week," says the doctor.

Later that evening the man is having difficulty inserting another suppository and asks his wife for help. He tells her what to do, then drops his shorts and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home.

"Damn!" the man screams.

"Whatís the matter?" she asks. "Did I hurt you?"

"No," he replies, but I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my shoulders."


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