Winning on steroids
The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids to help them out a bit. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championships and are favored to win the national competition easily.
Penelope, a sixteen year old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."
"What?" the coach says in a panic, "how far down does the hair go?"
She replies, "All the way down to my testicles and that's the second thing I wanted to talk to you about."
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