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The unfortunate pumpkin farmer

The unfortunate pumpkin farmer got tired of having his crop raided around Hallowe'en so he put up a sign in his field that said:

CAUTION. ONE OF THESE PUMPKINS HAS BEEN POISONED

One morning when he went outside, he saw that someone had crossed out the "ONE" and penciled in "TWO".


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