Which one will he marry?
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
"Just for fun, Ma", he says, "I'm going to bring over 3 women and you can try to guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees. The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
The young man then says,"Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma! You're right. But how did you know?"
The Jewish mother replies "That's easy, I don't like her."
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