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HOW WOULD JESUS VOTE?

Should our tax dollars be used to rip little babies from their mothers' womb and hack them to pieces in a Democratic Party sponsored Planned Parenthood butcher shop?

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Do you support a political party that uses an ass as its symbol because that is exactly what each and every person who votes for liberal garbage is?

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Do you want to persecute Christians and force their children to submit to child molestation by satanic homosexuals in the boy scouts?

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Will you fund our military to the point that we can kill anybody we want - any time, any way we want?

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Will you snatch our guns from our cold dead hands until the only people who have guns in this country are them criminal colored folks?

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Will you support special rights for homosexuals, such as the so-called "right" to keep a job if their boss finds out what a disgusting perverted sinner they are?

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Do you support taxpayer money going to the people who most need it, such as televangelists and Baptist churches?

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If elected, will you shut down churches, put Satan in control of the White House, force children to look at pornography, force everyone to become homosexual and generally work to destroy everything that is good and decent in America?

Yes [ ] No [ ]


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