Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all
excited about their decision to get married. They go
for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way
they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are
you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell
Pharmacist: "Of course we do
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills,
Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob says to the pharmacist:
"We'd like to use this store as our Bridal
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