The last cannibal in Africa
A tourist goes to Africa and asks his tour guide while walking in the jungle, "Are we safe here? Aren't there cannibals roaming these woods?"
The guide says, "You can be sure there are no cannibals in Africa."
The tourist says, "But it's possible there may be some cannibals?"
The guide says, "No, rest assured. We ate the last one on Monday."
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