A cure for cancer
People often ask, "When are they going to find a cure for cancer?"
Actually, they've already found a cure for cancer in nature, but it has been suppressed. Baby seals, when they die, release a hormone that is a general cure for cancer. The problem is that the hormone is only released if they are clubbed to death. Incidentally, the larger the eyes, the more hormone is released.
Source: White paper 14972, The Van Pelt Institute of Science
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