The magic trick
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, "How'd you do that?"
"I could tell you, sir," the magician answered, "but then I'd have to kill you."
After a short pause, the man yelled back, "OK, then just tell my wife."
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