Some boys named Bob
A redneck woman went to the school to register her boys. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"And what are their names?" he asked.
"Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob."
"They're ALL named Bob?" he asked. "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she explained, "I just call 'Bob,' and they all come running inside."
"And if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Bob, come eat your dinner,' and they do." She answered.
"But what if you want just ONE of them to do something?" he asked. "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name."
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