One Day in Liverpool
At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well- dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the Liverpudlian.
Leaning over towards the Scouser he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"
At this the big guy leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar and leaves him bruised and battered in the car park before returning to his seat.
Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure," the Scouser replies, "something about a job."
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