The wonderful golfball
Two golfers walk on to the first tee.
The first golfer hits a wild slice, and the ball is heading out of bounds. Suddenly, a parachute pops out of the ball, and it floats gently down onto the side of the fairway.
On the second tee, the first golfer hits a bad hook, and the ball disappears into thick rough. Second golfer is sure they will never recover it. But, as they approach the rough, they hear a "beep, beep, beep" from the ball.
The third hole is over a lake. First golfer hits another bad shot, and the ball disappears into the water. A few seconds later, the ball pops up, two tiny oars appear, and steadily row the ball to the bank.
Second golfer exclaims: "That ball is incredible! How on earth did you get hold of it?"
First golfer: "I found it."
This page was last updated June 1, 2001.