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The wonderful golfball

Two golfers walk on to the first tee.

The first golfer hits a wild slice, and the ball is heading out of bounds. Suddenly, a parachute pops out of the ball, and it floats gently down onto the side of the fairway.

On the second tee, the first golfer hits a bad hook, and the ball disappears into thick rough. Second golfer is sure they will never recover it. But, as they approach the rough, they hear a "beep, beep, beep" from the ball.

The third hole is over a lake. First golfer hits another bad shot, and the ball disappears into the water. A few seconds later, the ball pops up, two tiny oars appear, and steadily row the ball to the bank.

Second golfer exclaims: "That ball is incredible! How on earth did you get hold of it?"

First golfer: "I found it."


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