The Pope and the Seven Dwarves
The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarves who are drinking in a bar. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question. "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?".
"No Dopey," responds the Pontiff, "there are not."
"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Europe?", Dopey questions.
"No Dopey," chuckles the Pope, "there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
"Mr. Pope," Dopey asks pleadingly, "are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"No Dopey," the Pope says sadly, "there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
Suddenly the six remaining Dwarves start chanting, "Dopey musta screwed a penguin, Dopey musta screwed a penguin..."
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