While handing a "25 Cents Off" coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout counter, a woman inadvertently missed the clerk's hand, and the coupon slipped beneath the scale and was gone.
The checker looked distressed, so the woman said, "That's okay, it's in coupon heaven now."
"Coupon heaven?", the checker asked.
"Yes", the woman said, "That's where coupons go when they die."
With a look of sadness on her face, the checker responded, "But only the redeemed ones!"
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