Doing His Best Friend
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch whiskey.
The bartender pours him the drink and says, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"
After downing his drink, the guy says, "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"Wow" says the bartender, pouring the man a second triple scotch. "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."
As the man downs his second triple scotch, the bartender asks him, "What did you do?"
The guy says, "I walked over to my wife, looked her straight in the eye and told her that we were through and to get the hell out."
The bartender says, "That makes sense -- but what about your best friend?"
The guy says, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye,and said ... 'BAD DOG!'"
This page was last updated May 1, 2001.