The Union Whorehouse

A dedicated General Motors union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels nearby.

When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, “Is this a union house?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20.” She says.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the madam happily responded, “Why yes sir, this IS A UNION HOUSE!”

The man asked, “And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The Girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”

“That’s more like it!” the General Motors man said.

He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

“I’d like her for the night.”

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the madam, then, gesturing to an obese sixty-five year old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has seniority.”