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Release ISRAEL

Release ISRAEL

ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release
Set ISRAEL;mode=master

Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL

Set Pharaoh;mode=slave
Command ignored

Load Moshe
Done

Deactivate Pharaoh
Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated

For i=1 to 10 do plagues
Are you sure? Y
Done

Release ISRAEL
error: ISRAEL uninitialized

Set ISRAEL = 600,000
Done

Release ISRAEL
ISRAEL released

Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0)
Done

Move ISRAEL to Sinai
OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK!

Save ISRAEL
Specify save device

Save ISRAEL with miracle
Done

Move ISRAEL to Sinai
Done

For I=1 to 10 do commandments
Allocation conflict: Commandments cannot be operated with active golden calf routine

Destroy calf
Done

For I=1 to 10 do commandments
Done; commandments stored on hard rock device
Move ISRAEL to desert

Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop
Move Israel to desert;limit=40 years
Done

Build Mishkan
Syntax error

Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel
Done

Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL

Warning: operand terms must be unique
Move ISRAEL to CANAAN

Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN
set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - SPIES * 10) Done

Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
Done

Happy Pesach!


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