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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

GoodYour hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad You can't find your birth control pills.
UGLY Your daughter has them.

Good Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad You find several porn movies hidden there.
UGLY You're in them.

Good Your husband understands fashion.
Bad He's a crossdresser.
UGLY He looks better than you.

Good Your son's finally maturing.
Bad He's involved with the woman next door.
UGLY So are you.

Good You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad She keeps interrupting.
UGLY With corrections.

Good Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad She wants a divorce.
UGLY She's a lawyer.

Good You came home for a quickie.
Bad The postman had the same idea.
UGLY You have to wait.


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