A Strange Coloring

A man went to his doctor with a rather unusual problem – his penis would periodically develop an orange rash. Worried that he might have picked up some strange disease, he sought professional help.

The doctor stated, “Well, I have to admit, I don’t know. Your blood work came back negative and it doesn’t look diseased, just discolored. Are you sexually active?”

The man responded, “When I can be. I mean, considering all the sex diseases around today, most women take one look at the color and that’s the end. It’s gotten so bad lately I don’t even try much.”

Then the doctor asked, “So how do you spend your evenings?”

The man replied, “Well, most nights I just rent a porno flick and sit there with my bag of Cheetos.”