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Two Alabama boys out on a drive

Joe and Mark, were driving down the road
drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Joe, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Mark,
it's a po-lice roadblock!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Joe," Mark said.
"We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers,
peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads,
and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Joe.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Mark.
Well, they finished their beers,
threw the empty bottles under the seat,
and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said,
"You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir," Mark said. "We're on the patch."


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