Why they went to Hell
A rabbi, a roman priest, and an episcopal priest showed up at the gates of hell one day. Satan was intrigued by this, and showed up to do an entrance interview.
Satan: "You know, we don't see many of the regular clergy down here. Do you mind if I ask what happened?"
Rabbi: "Well, once, when I was really hungry, I ate pork."
Satan: "Well, then perhaps you do belong here."
Roman priest: "Once, years ago, before the Pope said it was OK, I ate meat on a Friday."
Satan: "Yes, you do belong here."
Episcopal priest: "Once, at a formal dinner, I used the wrong fork."
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