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Ice Fishing On Thin Ice

A man goes ice fishing, takes out an auger and starts drilling.

Immediately a loud voice from above states "There's no fish there."

So the man goes to another spot and drills.

Again a loud voice from above is heard, "There's no fish there, either!"

Then the man tries a third spot.

Once again the loud voice from above interjects, "Nope. Not there either."

The man, now getting a little nervous, asks "Are you God?

The loud voice from above responds, "No. I'm the arena manager!"


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