Ice Fishing On Thin Ice
A man goes ice fishing, takes out an auger and starts drilling.
Immediately a loud voice from above states "There's no fish there."
So the man goes to another spot and drills.
Again a loud voice from above is heard, "There's no fish there, either!"
Then the man tries a third spot.
Once again the loud voice from above interjects, "Nope. Not there either."
The man, now getting a little nervous, asks "Are you God?
The loud voice from above responds, "No. I'm the arena manager!"
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