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Don't pee in the pool

Little Van is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Van.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"


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