Operating The Machine
The new office boy stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary walking by asked.
"Yes," he replied "how do you work this thing."
"Simple," she said quickly taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it to the shredder.
"Thanks," he said as he watched the report disappear, "But where do the copies come out?"
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