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The Flight to New York

A beautiful young blonde boarded a plane to New York with a ticket in the economy section.

She looked at the seats in economy and then looked into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the last empty seat in first-class and sits down.

The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy and that she must move out of the first-class section.

The blonde replied, "I'm young, I'm blonde and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York."

Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the blonde problem. The captain went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy and that she must move out of the first-class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm young, I'm blonde and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York."

The captain didn't want to cause a commotion so he returned to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. The co-pilot said that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he could take care of the problem.

He then went back and briefly whispered something in the blonde's ear. She immediately got up, said "Thank you so much," hugged the co-pilot, and rushed back to her seat in the economy section.

The pilot and flight attendant watched with astonishment as the girl moved back into the ecomomy section and together they asked the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replied, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York!"


This page was last updated October 10, 1999.

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