The phone rings in Mrs. Mandelstein's house.
"Mom, it's me, Christopher. I have wonderful news."
"Darling, what is it?"
"Mom, I've decided to go straight. You've always worried about my gay
life, but I've met a wonderful girl."
"A girl! How marvelous! But I suppose she's a shiksa."
"No, mom, in fact she's a nice Jewish girl."
"A nice Jewish girl! Mazel tov! I suppose she's poor."
"No, mom, in fact she comes from a wealthy Beverly Hills family."
still, my heart!...... A nice Jewish girl from a wealthy Beverly
"Yes mom, you can't imagine how happy I am. Her name's Monica
After a very long pause...
"Christopher, darling, whatever happened to that nice black boy
you were dating last year ?"
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