Don't mess with me
I'm a gamer who doesn't get much of a chance to game these days. I was at Origins '99 recently (it's a huge gaming convention), and was wandering around, looking to see what everyone else was playing.
I came into a room where a large wargame was in progress. Two of the players were involved in an argument about the rules. One was a man in his mid-thirties, and the other was a teenager.
Things began to get a bit heated, when the 30-something said:
"Hey! Don't mess with me! I work at the Post Office! Get it? THE POST OFFICE!!"
To which the teenager calmly replied:
"So what? I'm in High School."
This page was last updated October 1, 1999.