A notice on the company fridge
"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in the
refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find it forever
difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table whilst having a
discussion about Java applets or brand identity. Just be aware that the milk
was expressly for my son, if you get my drift. I will label these things
from now on, but if you found your coffee tasted just a little bit special,
you might think of calling your mom and telling her you love her."
This page was last updated December 1, 1999.