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OJ Simpson in Belize

A journalist was visiting Belize in the hopes of meeting some Garifunda, black carib natives, to see their real authentic culture in action. When he finally gets to meet one he discovers that the chap only wants to talk about the OJ trial. What is more he is extensively informed about the details of the trial and has his very own conspiracy theory. Our journalist discovers that the only contact the Garifunda have with the outside world is CNN news which they watch devotedly. Naturally he is disappointed that he is not seeing real authentic native culture in action. His day was redeemed, though, when the native asks: Who is this "OJ" person?


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