Perhaps you've heard about software being in the alpha-test and beta-test stages of development and have wondered exactly what that meant. It turns out that there are twenty four stages of software testing, one for each letter of the Greek alphabet. Here is your unofficial guide to the 24-stage software development testing cycle.
|beta||It runs on Joe's machine.|
|gamma||It runs on Kate's machine too.|
|delta||It runs on the network.|
|epsilon||It's stopped running on Kate's machine.|
|zeta||It runs on all machines, but report crashes.|
|eta||It crashes with HIMEM.SYS.|
|theta||It crashes without HIMEM.SYS.|
|iota||It crashes with a serial printer.|
|kappa||It works! But the spec has changed.|
|lambda||It runs, but mysteriously at half the speed of before.|
|mu||It crashes the network.|
|nu||It crashes Kate's machine with HIMEM.SYS, Joe's without.|
|xi||It runs, but the printout is garbage.|
|omicron||As above, but crashes after printout sometimes.|
|pi||It sometimes crashes.|
|rho||Kate thinks it works, but it turns out she's running lambda.|
No luck yet.
Aha, sorted out the printout.
Nearly there -- just need to tidy up the help text.
It won't run at all on anything.
Yipee! It runs perfectly on all the machines in the world.
It runs on all the machines in the world except that idiot's from
Basingstoke with the customised Amstrad and DOS 4.01.
It won't compile.
This page was last updated January 22, 1998.