Engineers make good husbands
Attention Women! Here are some reasons why you should choose an
engineer for a husband over other professions.
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your
relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with
some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is
pretending to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids
to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer. He had a hard
enough time meeting you. It is unlikely, he'll ever meet another woman
in his profession.
(a) You seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone
who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your
Engineer. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie convincingly.
(b) An additional drawback is that when the divorce happens you will get
See honesty (a), under Lawyer. Plus, he will be travelling to trade
shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally
untrustworthy individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the
invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your
engineer works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle,
until he is ready to go home to you.
These are hazardous professions such as Police Officers, Firefighters,
Construction Workers, etc. Your husband, if he is not dead by some
accident, will like be crippled with a back injury, etc just about the
time you are at your sexual peak. The only hazards that your engineer
will face is losing his eyesight by staring at the terminal for too
long. This hazard actually has some benefits. For one, he will not
notice that you are getting older, since he will be a blur. He will
remember you as when he first met you, because the memory will be the
only way he can see you. Also, when some beautiful girl walks by, and
you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", he'll honestly be able to
say that he didn't even see her.
The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be
surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolise him. He'll be in
jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.