Problems on the golf course
Two men are playing golf, and wind up behind two women who are playing very slowly. One man says, "I'm going to walk up there and ask them if they'd let us play through." He gets about halfway down the fairway when he turns around and comes back. "I can't believe it!" he says, "It's my wife and mistress playing golf together!" "Whoa!" says the second, "Good thing you came back. I'll go ask them instead." He also gets about halfway down the fairway when he turns around and comes back, looking sheepish. "Small world, ain't it?" he says.
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