Four Jewish ladies are sitting around playing mah jongg.
First lady says, "You know, girls, I have known you all for a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But don't worry - I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long."
Next lady says, "Well, since we are having a true confessions here, I must get something off my chest. I am a nymphomaniac. But don't worry I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long."
"Well," says the third lady, "I too must confess something. I am a lesbian. But do not worry; I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship."
The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also.... I am a Yenta, and I have some phone calls to make."
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