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What cloning is really all about

This is what is known as a "troll", a composition designed to offend and to draw excited indignant comments. Like many of my trolls it didn't really succeed - it is too literate.

Cloning is a big news story of the day. The talking heads are out in full force babbling away about ethics and transplants and how we will never ever clone human beings because it would be unethical. What rot! Once the pointy head scientists figure out how to do something they go right ahead and do it, disaster or no. And this one, folks, is the all time disaster of the human species.

When you listen to the talking heads there is something they never mention, something obvious they never talk about. Why? Because the media is firmly in the pocket of the lesbian feminist conspiracy, that's why. There's something very big that the hens at NOW see, something they don't want you to think about, not ever.

You know how this cloning works, don't you. They take a cell from an adult and implant its DNA in an egg. The egg is implanted in the womb. It grows, it becomes a fetus, and in nine months it becomes a nice new female baby. You still need a mommy to make a clone. But you don't need a daddy any more. Don't need a turkey baster, don't need a sperm bank. Males need not apply, not needed, not wanted.

Real men and real women love each other, have sex with the opposite sex, and make babies the way God intended that they should. But lesbian feminists hate men and hate having sex with them. And that meant they couldn't breed, couldn't bring more of their kind into the world. They had to recruit, had to subvert society, pushing their poisonous propaganda in the schools, making men into second class citizens and glorifying lesbian sex.

Until now. Now they can breed. One lesbian "mommy" can have another lesbian's clone. They'll just be nice surburban families, a mommy, a mommy, and two cute little daughters that look just like their mommies. Just regular folks, all female, all lesbian.

And it'll happen, probably happening right now. The media is real quiet about this and they'll stay real quiet, because the media jumps when the lesbian feminists say jump. They'll paper it over with some blather about reproductive options and alternate parenting. But what it will be is lesbians breeding more lesbians.

Say goodbye to your cojones, boys, they don't even need you to fill the turkey baster. Move over T-rex, there's a Y chromosome moving in next to you on extinction row.


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