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Clinton's Reward

Bill Clinton dies and goes to Heaven. He is given a beat-up little Toyota to drive. He sees others in better cars and asks St. Peter, "What gives Pete?" "Why am I driving this dog"?

St. Peter says, "Well you get your perpetual car based upon how faithful you were to your spouse".

Clinton glances around. He sees Billy Graham driving a Porsche....Jimmy Swagart in a VW minibus..... Hugh Hefner is riding a bike.... Then, he turns around and sees Hillary.............................. on a skateboard.

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