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Hot and Sweaty, Cold and Chilly

An old married couple scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the old man, "You appear to be in good health, do you have any medical concerns you would like to discuss with me?"

"In fact I do," said the man. "After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

"This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "I have never heard of this before. Let me do some research and get back to you."

After examining the old lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions.

The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He says that after having sex for the first time, he is usually hot and sweaty. And then, after sex the second time he is usually cold and chilly. Do you know why?"

"Oh, that old coot!" replied the lady. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"

This page was last updated December 20, 1997.