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Barney and Rush Limbaugh

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Someone earlier suggested a striking similarity between Rush Limbaugh and television wrestlers. On my cable system, however, Rush occupies the slot next to Barney and, while channel surfing recently, I began to notice the similarity between the two. For comparison's sake:

CATEGORY BARNEY RUSH
Large clumsy animal? YES YES
Garish, tight-fitting clothes? YES YES
Oversized head and oversized rump? YES YES
Stupid, repetitious song that is repeated
ad nauseam?
"I love you
You love me...
"I hate Bill
I hate Hillary
Idiotic plastic grin no matter what he's saying? YES YES
Beloved by some but hated by others? YES YES
Appeals mostly to those of limited ability
to think for themselves?
YES YES
Makes more money than is warranted by talent? YES YES
Spawn of Satan? Some say yes Some say yes

I think the evidence is clear!

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