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After 6 years together, both as a couple and working in the same company, my boyfriend and I split about 3 months ago. As luck would have it, soon after we broke up I had to start working on a project in development that required me to beep him whenever I needed assistance with it. Last week I was having a terrible time getting the machine to boot and stay booted and had to keep beeping him. He determined that the CPU board was too hot. His temporary solution was:
1. Take it out
2. Wave it around a lot
3. Shove it back in
I think he misses me ...
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